Just Watched This Guy Crash into HisOwn Garage Door.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 09/13/2014 at 16:12 • Filed to: None

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Good job neighbor.

Alex B > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/13/2014 at 16:15

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Hehe, how did it happen?

SVTyler > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/13/2014 at 16:15

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To be fair he's driving a Fusion so poor automotive decisions seem to be par for the course.

Leadbull > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/13/2014 at 16:27

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FLESH

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Leadbull 09/13/2014 at 16:29

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It was a quicky. I didnt want him to notice I was photographing his fuck up.

PatBateman > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/13/2014 at 16:31

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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there... With a new garage door!

Leadbull > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/13/2014 at 16:36

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I'm sure he was too busy noticing his busted up garage door.

E92M3 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/13/2014 at 16:37

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Should of pretended you got the whole thing on camera by yelling "I'm putting this on youtube"

Leadbull > E92M3 09/13/2014 at 16:56

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JACU - I've got bonifides. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/13/2014 at 17:26

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That wouldn't have happened if he had kept his Focus.

OPPOsaurus WRX > JACU - I've got bonifides. 09/13/2014 at 18:21

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He was trying to Escape the sunlight

JACU - I've got bonifides. > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/13/2014 at 19:49

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Well it was quite an Expedition I'd say.

OPPOsaurus WRX > JACU - I've got bonifides. 09/13/2014 at 20:11

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I think he went over the Edge with that one

JACU - I've got bonifides. > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/13/2014 at 20:17

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You think he may have been coming back from a Fiesta then?

Philbert/Phartnagle > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/13/2014 at 20:29

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That turned into an "Oh SHIT!" moment right quick I bet.

thebigbossyboss > JACU - I've got bonifides. 09/14/2014 at 12:58

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Nah. He was probably just coming back from the park where he works as a Ranger.

Sally O'Broder > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 09/14/2014 at 13:24

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Thanks, Obama!

OPPOsaurus WRX > JACU - I've got bonifides. 09/14/2014 at 15:06

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O Ka. this is getting out of hand

JACU - I've got bonifides. > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/14/2014 at 21:20

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Perhaps if he'd had an Escort.

OPPOsaurus WRX > JACU - I've got bonifides. 09/14/2014 at 21:39

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I hope he paid at least 500

JACU - I've got bonifides. > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/14/2014 at 23:09

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I bet he would have made it through that door if he'd been driving a Probe.

OPPOsaurus WRX > JACU - I've got bonifides. 09/15/2014 at 08:37

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that would have been quite an Excursion.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/15/2014 at 13:45

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Ok. Enough. You win 3 Internets and this additional no-prize:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_F…

JACU - I've got bonifides. > OPPOsaurus WRX 09/15/2014 at 13:46

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Furthermore. If they made a stretched version of an Excursion, would it have been called an Extrusion?

OPPOsaurus WRX > JACU - I've got bonifides. 09/15/2014 at 13:56

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WOW this could have gone on for a while